{"product_id":"funny-santa-butt-tissue-box-holder","title":"🎅 Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box - Cheeky Christmas Decor \u0026 Gag Gift","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e .crossbody, .crossbody *{box-sizing:border-box}  .crossbody{   \/* 圣诞红绿金经典调色盘 (Christmas Classic Theme) *\/   --ink:#102c50;   --text:#58616d;   --muted:#697078;    --accent:#a1272b;   --accent-dark:#0b2345;   --red:#a1272b;   --navy:#0b2345;   --gold:#f0cb85;   --cream:#fffaf2;    --soft:#f3ecdf;   --bg:#fffaf2;   --paper:#ffffff;   --line:#ddd6c9;    width:100%;   max-width:760px;   margin:0 auto;   padding:8px;   background:var(--bg);   color:var(--text);   font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;   font-size:17px;   line-height:1.7;   -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; }  .crossbody h1, .crossbody h2, .crossbody h3, .crossbody p{margin-top:0}  \/* 普通静态产品图响应式 *\/ .crossbody img{   display:block;   width:100%;   height:auto;   border-radius:14px!important; }  \/* ⚠️ 专针对 GIF \/ WebP 动图防拉伸处理 *\/ .crossbody img[src$='.gif'], .crossbody img[src*='.gif?'], .crossbody img[src$='.webp'], .crossbody img[src*='.webp?']{   width:auto!important;   max-width:100%!important;   height:auto!important;   margin:0 auto!important; }  \/* =========================    卡片基础 \u0026 顶部线条 ========================= *\/ .cb-card{   margin-bottom:16px;   overflow:hidden;   background:var(--paper);   border:1px solid var(--line);   border-radius:22px;   box-shadow:0 10px 30px rgba(16,44,80,.06); }  .cb-accent-red{ border-top:5px solid var(--red); } .cb-accent-navy{ border-top:5px solid var(--navy); } .cb-accent-gold{ border-top:5px solid var(--gold); }  .cb-copy{   padding:24px 20px 18px;   text-align:left; }  .cb-image-wrap{   padding:0 14px 14px;   clear:both;   text-align:center; }  .cb-kicker, .cb-section-kicker{   display:inline-block;   margin-bottom:10px;   padding:6px 12px;   background:rgba(161,39,43,.08);   border-radius:999px;   color:var(--red);   font-size:12px;   line-height:1.2;   font-weight:900;   letter-spacing:.5px;   text-transform:uppercase; }  .cb-title{   margin:0 0 10px;   color:var(--navy);   font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;   font-size:26px;   line-height:1.2;   font-weight:800;   letter-spacing:-.025em; }  .cb-text{   margin:0;   color:var(--text);   font-size:16px;   line-height:1.7; }  \/* 1. 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This face-down Santa turns an everyday tissue box into a festive conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c!-- 微型卖点横条 --\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-hero-features-strip\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-feature-item\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e🎅\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-text-wrap\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCheeky Design\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eFace-down playful Santa\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-feature-item\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e😂\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-text-wrap\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFun Dispenser\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePulls right from behind\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-feature-item\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e🚗\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-text-wrap\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCar \u0026amp; Desk Ready\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eVersatile holiday decor\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-feature-item\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-text-wrap\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGag Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Secret Santa\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- 首图对应 --\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box overview\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564279620567041.webp\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- CARD 1: 恶搞外形与设计 (文案 + 对应展示图) --\u003e \u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-accent-red\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003e🎄 A CHEEKY TAKE ON SANTA\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eUnmistakable Holiday Mischief\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eA familiar red outfit, Santa hat, and exaggerated backside give this reclining character his hilarious look. The playful Santa design brings a little mischief to your holiday display without needing an elaborate setup.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul class=\"cb-check-list\"\u003e \u003cli\u003e🎅 \u003cstrong\u003eClassic Red Outfit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Instantly recognizable holiday attire with a funny pose.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e✨ \u003cstrong\u003eEffortless Setup:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits standard tissue packs for immediate display.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e💬 \u003cstrong\u003eInstant Conversation Starter:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guaranteed to catch guests by surprise.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Cheeky Santa tissue box design\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564279872225281.webp\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- CARD 2: 抽取笑点 (文案 + 对应抽取图) --\u003e \u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-dark-card\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003e😂 A PUNCHLINE WITH EVERY TISSUE\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eFun Twist on Tissue Access\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eTissues pull directly from Santa’s rear, making every single grab part of the joke. It is a fun twist on tissue access for anyone who prefers their Christmas decor with a healthy sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Dispensing tissues from Santa\" s rear decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280140660737.webp\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- CARD 3: 车载与居家实用 (文案 + 对应车载场景图) --\u003e \u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-accent-navy\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003e🚗 CHRISTMAS CHEER FOR YOUR CAR\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eEveryday Use Meets Holiday Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eBring some holiday personality along for the ride by placing Santa on a center armrest or seat. From living rooms to office desks or cars, Santa gives ordinary tissues a hilarious place in your seasonal setup.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Santa tissue box placed in car armrest\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280375541761.webp\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- CARD 4: 恶搞礼品与派对 (文案 + 对应桌面展示图) --\u003e \u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-accent-gold\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003e🎁 A GIFT FOR THE PRANKSTER\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eThe Ultimate Secret Santa \u0026amp; Gag Gift\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eLooking for something less predictable for Secret Santa or a White Elephant exchange? This humorous Christmas gift suits friends, coworkers, and anyone who loves a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Santa tissue box on a desk\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280627200001.webp\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- CARD 5: 拍照与社交打卡 (文案 + 对应合影近景图) --\u003e \u003csection class=\"cb-card cb-accent-red\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-copy\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-kicker\"\u003e📸 READY FOR A FESTIVE CLOSE-UP\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"cb-title\"\u003eLighthearted Talking Point for Parties\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"cb-text\"\u003eThe exaggerated pose makes a playful subject for Christmas party pictures, car decor snapshots, or short videos. Let Santa become a lighthearted talking point when friends spot where the tissues come from.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Santa butt tissue box close-up display\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564280912412673.webp\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- CARD 6: 细节展示 (图片) --\u003e \u003csection class=\"cb-card\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\" style=\"padding-top:14px;\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Santa tissue box detailed view\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-10-22\/95564281214402561.webp\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- SPECIFICATIONS TABLE --\u003e \u003csection class=\"cb-info\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-section-kicker\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"cb-section-title\"\u003e📋 SPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cul class=\"cb-spec\"\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-label\"\u003eProduct Name\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-value\"\u003eFunny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-label\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-value\"\u003ePlush Fabric \u0026amp; Soft Padding\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-label\"\u003ePlacement\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-value\"\u003eCar Armrest, Office Desk, Living Room, Nightstand\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-label\"\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-spec-value\"\u003e1 × Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- FAQ SECTION \u0026 NOTES --\u003e \u003csection class=\"cb-info\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-section-kicker\"\u003eBEFORE YOU ORDER\u003c\/span\u003e \u003ch2 class=\"cb-section-title\"\u003e❓ NOTES \u0026amp; FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e📏 Measurement Deviation\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eDue to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e🎨 Color Variation\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eDue to different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed in the picture.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e🚗 Car Use Safety Tip\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003eWhen placing in a vehicle, keep clear of driving controls, seat belts, and driver visibility to ensure safe driving.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- GUARANTEE IMAGE CARD --\u003e \u003csection class=\"cb-card\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-image-wrap\" style=\"padding-top:14px;\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"30-Day Risk-Free Guarantee Banner\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/storage2.tianyierp.com\/public\/merc\/2026-09-21\/91077238518185985.webp\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c!-- AUTHENTICITY GUARANTEE --\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-authenticity\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Official Quality Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003eBeware of cheap knockoffs with flat padding and poor stitching.\u003cbr\u003eTo ensure durable plush fabric, vibrant Christmas colors, and smooth tissue extraction, purchase directly through official store listings.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c!-- FINAL CTA --\u003e \u003csection class=\"cb-final\"\u003e \u003ch2\u003e🎅 Bring Some Holiday Mischief Home Today!\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eAdd a cheeky finishing touch to your seasonal setup, or have it ready for your next Secret Santa exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ca class=\"cb-button\" href=\"#product-form\"\u003eGET YOUR SANTA TISSUE BOX NOW →\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cb-trust\"\u003e🚚 Free Shipping Over $59.98 · 📦 Tracked Shipping · 🔒 Secure Checkout · 💬 Official Quality Guarantee\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LZW","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67850852073757,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/7976\/1693\/files\/95564168874164225.jpg?v=1792723092","url":"https:\/\/halenshopro.com\/products\/funny-santa-butt-tissue-box-holder","provider":"halenshopro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}